Two sides agree in education? Never say never.
Let’s get serious for a moment – education should be a top priority in the U.S. Education is the only way we’re going to inspire future generations of forward-thinkers who can help regain/maintain the...
View ArticlePortland is unprepared for earthquakes… or flying monkeys.
Did you know that Pioneer Square Mall is not at all retrofitted against a rampage of rabid rhinoceros? Or how about Voodoo Donuts possibly collapsing at the prospect of not having the capacity to...
View ArticleThe Chinese are stealing our students!
We enjoy poking fun at Portland’s crazy liberal, unbelievably academic, drug-exploratory little college, Reed, as much as the next inane blog about Portland run by crazy nutjobs, but even this goes a...
View ArticleIt’s hard to be a brooding college student if you can’t smoke.
Recently, Portland Community College banned smoking of any kind on its campuses. The problem? Attaining the image of a brooding emo kid deep in thought is much easier to pull off with gentle clouds of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
In Portland, badass is as the badass map says it is.
While at Stanford, Ph. D. candidates Larry Page and Sergey Brin created Google. Pretty badass, right? WRONG! You want to know what’s badass? Badass is when two Portland State University grad students...
View ArticlePortland parents can drug test their kids.
Parenting in Portland can be a tough gig. Parenting styles vary widely here as Portland attracts so many different kinds of people. Some parents want to encourage free expression and complete trust,...
View Article
